You the people have been asking for it, so who I am to deny you wishes. You want all balls all the time, you shall receive all balls all the time……
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link to what I believe is the great name for a blog ever to go along with the greatest picture ever used for a blog headline. My brother sent this to me with only the following, “J you have to check this out”. I mean really, do you need anything else. The picture alone will have you laughing for at least 2 days.
But it harkens to a bigger question that has been rolling around in my head since I laid eyes upon said picture. Why on this green Earth would anybody wrestle? I mean seriously folks, someone tell me what is compelling about having a another mans junk in your face every day for like 4 months. I just don’t get it. You may say the football isn’t very fun either, but at least you have a chance of getting paid to do it. What future does wrestling have in it? Besides the ringworm and cauliflower ear that will be yours to keep forever. Also in football at least people will come to cheer you and think it’s cool that you play resulting is a way hotter girlfriend than you deserve. In wrestling your lucky if your parents show up to a match and that your cool back and shoulder zits don’t keep you from getting the hefty cheerleader to go with you to the summer solstice dance.
Also have you noticed that wrestlers always want to wrestle you? What the hell is with that? In all my years of playing football never did I want to get my buddy in a 3-point stance and run block him. I’m sure wrestling has some redeeming qualities to it, after all thousands of people in Iowa cant be wrong can they? Well on second thought.
