Barkley calling himself a dumbass. This is pure comdey gold.
The House would like to recognize Mr. Rick Flair. How great is this video?
This just might be the greatest website ever. I haven't bee this obsessed with a page since youtube and ebay. Check and Hulu and tell me it isn't one of the best things you have ever seen.
How many five year old could you take in a fight? It's a question we've all asked of ourself, now you can have the answer. Take the quiz.
Think the brackets are just limited to hoops this time of year. Noooooo sir! We found this tournament surfing around and thought it would be the greatest spectacle in all of sport if anyone could set up the vehicle to stage it. From the "where have they gone" department, not all former professional athletes are deadbeats. Lenny Dystra reinventing himself as one of the smartest investors in the world. Gives new meaning to his knickname....NAILS!!!
Brackets, brackets, brackets....It's that time of year, so if you need some help figuring out who is going where and at what seed we have the site for you. Bracketography is all you need to get all the information to fill out your brackets this year.
If you are like us, there was never any debate about the question of Ginger or Mary Ann. Looks like everyone's favorite girl next door still likes to have a good time. No wonder they couldn't figure out how to get off the island.
In reference to sports that we have no idea about, Cricket is near the top of the list, but if the players are indication of how the game is played, then it might be worth a look. Anyone having flashbacks for Peter Jacobsen at the British Open a few years back?
With Will Farrell conquering the ABA, to add to NASCAR and figure skating, he feared no one including the one and only Bill Walton who challenged him to a game of HORSE. Who was the most Horrrrribble!!!
Are you lonely, and needing to be the object of someone's affection. Well, we have discovered the cure for you. A personalized gesture of love and appreciation just for you. We just hope you speak Spanish, and aren't too picky about the messenger.
Have you ever tried to picture just how awkward Swag is when he gets around the FAN Girls. Well, fortunately we found this video to help paint the picture for you. The only difference is Swag is stiffer than Larry King.
As we continue to adjust the new beard of one Isaac Ropp, we may have finally figured out who he most resembles now. Oxy-Clean anyone. Yes, add 30 or 40 pounds to Ropper and you have yourself Billy Mays. Well, at least we know what Isaac can do when he gets fired from the FAN.
In an effort to make sure outgoing Boss Dennis Glasgow finds a nice quiet neighborhood for his family in Washington D.C., we found this site to aid in the search. By the way, I think we also found the squatter on there. Could Suke be the rotten neighbor?
The boss man getting inked up. Not sure just how disturbing this is, but hopefully it will be appreciated by the family. The best part of the Oscars last night was not the actual awards presentation, but the red carpet interviews before the show. And nothing was as good as Gary Busey crashing Ryan Seacrest's interview with Jennifer Garner. Could she have been more uncomfortable?
Did you find it odd that Jennifer Garner was at the Oscars last night and Ben Affleck was nowhere to be seen. Well, our investigative team here in The Club went to work and unearthed to salty details on his whereabouts. Please, brace yourselves, what you are about to see is extremely disturbing.
We didn't think they could do it, but low and behold the Navy working like a well oiled machine last night, picking off the dying satellite in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Don't take our word for it, here is the actual video from the Pentagon.
Looking for a cool job so you have a great answer to the question, "What did you do at work today?". Well, enlist in the Navy, because you may just get to shoot down an old spy satellite. Now may not be the best time to be vacationing in Hawaii.
Any ladies out there wondering about a good last minute Valentine's Day gift should see about securing advance tickets to the next of the Indiana Jones series. I'm not sure about the title though, the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?
Being Valentine's Day and all, we just thought it would be nice to take one day where we don't rail on Britney Spears for being, well, Britney. But, that just wouldn't be us. So please enjoy this Canadian tribute to the Queen of White Trash.
Well, we don't get many gifts like this in the club, but in honor of our recent quest to point out and attempt to rid the world of douchebags, we present to you the man who just may be the worst human being in the world. Ladies, please avoid this predator for your own safety.
Just a little help this Valentine's Day to keep you out of the doghouse, and in the good graces of your sweetheart this week. Just in case you try to go outside the box with a gift on Thursday, here are a few things you may want to avoid. Most things in the club are tounge and cheek, but these are most definitely not, but in case you haven't seen the injuries here they are for Richard Zednick and Clint Malarchuk. Please be aware that these videos are graphic and not for the faint of heart.
As if that wasn't enough here is the unsettling eye gouging incident with Allen Ray. When you think about it, it really is hard to understand why these things don't happen more often, and just what types of risks athletes take every time they compete.
Another acting icon has left us too soon, as Roy Scheider passed away at the age of 75. While he's not quite in the Chuck Norris league, this guy killed Jaws for cryin' out loud. Although, I was always partial to Blue Thunder. Roy, we all could use a bigger boat these days.
Part of our responsibility in the Club is to provide a public service to you, the listener, about things that you wouldn't necessarily learn from a book, or a class, or co-workers. We stumbled across one of the best lists ever constructed about things that just flat out suck. Just trying to look out for you.
In honor of Suke's desire to have himself a pet orangutan for his real life buddy cop fantasy, we offer you this list of the six cutest animals that will kill you. Be ready for Isaac to be looking for a new partner very soon.
Just when you think American society continues to reach new lows, check out what passes for entertainment in other countries. It's just a little creepy to see Pedro and Juan enjoying themselves over this. (Warning: video is graphic)
It's no secret that Suke is a member of LDS Church, but he was happy to find out that there is a rich baseball tradition within the faith. He's gone as far as to guarantee a series victory over the best Canadian team they could field.
We have told you here in the Club before that the best sporting event of 2008 will not be the Super Bowl, or even the Olympics in China. It is by far, the 2008 Presidential Election Campaign. We can only hope to get more goodies like Obama Girl. Is there a better pick up line than, "Excuse me, would you like a ride on Air Force One?"